The Old Man and The Lisa

Mr. Burns: I’ve called you all here because I need some honest answers. What is my current financial situation?

Yes-man #1: Great!

Lawyer: Great!

Smithers: I hear great.

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Mr. Burns: Smithers, why didn’t you tell me about this market crash!

Smithers: Um, well… sir, it happened 25 years before I was born.

Mr. Burns: Oh, that’s your excuse for everything!Room+Service

Kent Brockman: Remember millionaire C. Montgomery Burns? The man who blocked out our sun, ran over a local boy, and stole Christmas from 1981 to 1985? Well, guess who’s flat broke, and picking up trash for a living?

Homer: Please be Flanders, Please be Flanders.

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Mr. Burns: Where did I go wrong? I made all the right moves, didn’t I?

Burns’ Underlings: Yes, sir. Absolutely.

Mr. Burns: Oh, I see it now; you’re nothing but a bunch of yes-men. I was making all the wrong moves, and you were too gutless to tell me!

Burns’ Underlings: Yes, sir. Absolutely. Every move the wrong one.

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